Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:07

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I can read
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
Appendix cancer cases on the rise in youngsters: 5 early signs that go unnoticed - Times of India
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
Housing market tide is turning as home prices fall in top cities - Fortune
I actually pay taxes
I understand how hurricane paths work
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
NASA Might Have Accidentally Landed Near A Volcano On Mars - IFLScience
I see through liars
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
Large Bluetooth speaker with style and power - Marshall Tufton in a practical test - Notebookcheck
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I have a reading level above third grade
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
New Report Ranks 3 New Jersey Towns Among Kindest In America - 92.7 WOBM
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t cotton to rapists
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
At Chicago baseball stadium, Pope Leo makes his first pitch to America - The Washington Post
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I know who the president of Turkey really is
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I have complete contempt for fakery
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t buy bullshit
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I can count
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light